A contributor to a Rootsweb Message Board posted this gem yesterday, and I thought I share it:
I guess you could call it "A Cats 12 Days of Xmas". :-)
Enjoy!
"Here's something to go with the egg nog and pavlova."
Margaret in NZ
Ok, sing along, cat lovers!
On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree My 12 cats were laughing at me.On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me ! !On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gift! s !
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlan ds a nd my 12 cats laughing at meOn the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at meOn the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me!
Since my apartments have been too small, Nikita is ignorant of Xmas Trees, and I plan on keeping it that way. :-)
"Another change is that he has become more cuddly than he's been in a couple of years."
Translation: "Do you still love me without my beeeeautiful fur?"
Posted by: spectrekitty | 05/31/2007 at 05:50 PM