Have You Kissed Your Toilet Today

Or, at least given the little darling a good hug?

In case you have been way too busy watching the Presidential Debates, and the VP Debate, you should know that October is National Toilet Repair Month.

Yes, the lowly Loo has its special time of year where its stoicism in dealing with all the crap it takes from us, uncomplaining, day after day, year after year, is shown the respect, and gratitude it so richly deserves, and piss on those who scoff at such a spectacle.

I can hear you now:

"Oh, SHIT!" You say, "I didn't know that!"

Well, it's true, and if you are looking for some reading material, to while away the minutes, while you take your next leisurely dump, then I've got just the articles for you to print out:

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO: Cory Rouse, Toluca Lake, Calif., is the winner of the 2004/2005 "Fluidmaster Flush Off." The 2004/2005 "Fluidmaster Flush Off" placed five finalists in head-to-head competition for the best vocal impression of a flushing toilet.

Rouse, a guest services employee at Disneyland, gave a creative flushing impression that whirled around a Shakespeare-like fairy tale featuring characters "Swirliette & Plungeo."

Finalists performed their flushing feats in front of an enthusiastic crowd and a panel of three judges that included Professor Flush....Contestants were judged on two platforms, sound and creativity.

For his whirling impression, Rouse has been awarded a $1,000 cash prize.

BUSINESS WIRE: Southern California Resident Takes Seat as 2004/2005 Fluidmaster Flush Off Champion

After this I wouldn't blame the Swallows for not returning to the Mission out of shear embarrassment at being associated with a town that hosted such an event as this.

Did you know that toilet flushing accounts for 38 percent of household water use and that a leaking toilet can be one of the greatest sources of water waste in the home?

Chicago Sun-Times: Repairing your toilet saves water

Enjoy, and remember....

DON'T Squeeze the Charmin!

Comments

[jaspar]

What can I say?

Oh.

FLUSH THE 2 JOHNS!

:)

[bjm]

Heh.