In the beginning God said... "Let him down Dulcolax, and drink NULYTELY!
I'm having a Colonoscopy, butt that's OK.
I'm drinking a noxious cherry brew, and
Sitting on the Throne all the live long day!
TP to the right of me!
TP to the left of me!
My Butt torn assunder!
My Throat has tasted the glory
of the wonderous Nulytely,
It is evacuating the colon where
my last solid meal is stored!
Sit right back and you will read a tale,
A tale of a lot of Dumps...
Okay, okay, I'll stop!
I was running out of ideas, anyway. ;-D
As friend Jaspar reminded me upon thanking me for the honor of inclusion in this days 1st post ( Everything you ever wanted to know about your Butt, Toilet Paper, and the Toilet, but were afraid to ask! ):
By tomorrow night, this will all be ... behind ... me. ;-D
( NOTE: 1/19 -- 11 MORE, consecutive, Live Blog Posts Follow! )
Okay, okay! I will say a small
prayer for you tomorrow.
:)
Posted by: jaspar | 01/18/2006 at 04:08 PM