A Report of The Fighting W.a.c.k.i.e. All-over Project ( FWAP!! ) ( Yes, for any newcommers, I'm a former Liberal, hee, hee! ) and, apologies to one, and all, my 1st such report of 2007 ( Catch up here! ):
Sheryl Crow speaks!
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
Well Slap my Ass, and Squeeze the Charmin!
What a Maroon!
Nowhere does she explain how many Ply, or even what color, so how in the Sam Hill are we to be expected to take her ser...
Oh, wait, what am I saying?
Take her seriously?
Anyone who does is Fruitier than a Nutcake!
1st time she gets a serious case of the runs she will change her tune quick, I guarandamntee you! ;-D
Another Moonbat DOO Gooder ASSaulting the rest of our intelligence with ideas that should rightfully be flushed down the toilet. ;-D
As Don Surber says: "You will take my TP when you pry it from my cold, brown fingas!" ;-D
I think this is an example of “negative branding.” As I drove home, I heard a local DJ saying that no one will ever be able to listen to her music without thinking of butt-wiping …”
Comedians should bow down and, worship her, for giving them enough material for the rest of their careers. ;-D