Gay Wins Gold in 100 Meters!

OSAKA, Japan (AP) - A Gay is the world champion in one of the worlds premier athletic events.

In a 100-meters final that delivered a shock that no-one expected Sunday, this Gay was quick out of the blocks, and once his legs were pumping, he minced, and pranced past the great Asafa Powell to claim, quite possibly ( People more into statistics, and records, are free to enlighten this reporter. ), the first gold medal at a major international championship for one of his persuasion, in 9.85 seconds.

"After 60 meters I saw that no-one could catch me - and I just got all tingly, and excited," he said. "I stayed up, and alert, the rest of the way," he winked knowingly into the camera, as he was interviewed on TV.

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Comments

[Kiril]

Look, I don't create the Headlines....

So don't get yer panties in a bunch West Hollywood! ;-D

And people wonder why Journalism, of the Mainstream Media Variety, is in such disrepute???

Jeez, didn't this writer's editors even have a CLUE???