The search continues, after 3 years, for the killers of Yoj Matihc, from the planet Alienopolus, run over one night, on the sidewalk on Eddinger, near Gothard, in the quiet seaside community of Huntington Beach, CA..
The Visitor from another world was on a 2 person Exploratory Mission from his Planet, to see if Earth people were civilized, and intelligent enough, to handle 1st Contact.
"I heard the Commander say 'OOBAKEEP!! ( Look out!! )' as this strange, unlighted vehicle, with 1 human at the controls, ran right over ha, and kept on going ," said the creatures' companion Ddot. "Then there was silence. Ha was flattened! We can't even remove the remains for burial."
"We believe that he, it, um, whatever, was killed by either a Bicyclist, or someone in a wheechair," said Chief Investigator Jeri Dalts, of Huntington Beach PD. "The fact that this crime is still unsolved is terrible for the cause of Intergalactic Outreach in our city, as we gear up for the 2007 Surfing, and V- Ball Seasons."
Though a bike was found on the grounds of nearby Goldenwest College, it is an old model, with no way of identifing the brand, beyond being 10 speeds, and has no license tag.
"We've been on missions such as this plenty of times and nothing happened," said Ddot. "Of course we always tried to do our research unobserved, and were always successful. Until that night."
According to experts, such tragic encounters occur with disturbing regularity. "It's an ancient risk that the Visitors have always taken," said Prof. Yor Leig Bingpuled, of the United Nations Office for the Investigation of UFO's and other Unexplained Phenomena .
The death has left many on the creatures' home planet wary of making future contact with Earth.
"Our Leader, and Planetary Congress, have been sharply divided on the issue since the incident," said Ddot, now on his 3rd visit to check on the progress of Authorities, "Especially our Cimalsi Party. They want to declare Dahij, and let's just say that you would not like it if that happened."
White House Spokesman, Tony Snow, said the President had no comment.
Spokespersons for Democratic Leaders in Congress said they will form a Committee.
Pat Robertson, on the 700 Club, said it was God's Will, and serves as a sign of the End Times.
Republican Leaders are hoping Pat will just shut up, and believe that the whole story is something straight out of The Weekly World News, so not worth discussing anyway.
Cindy Sheehan plans to accompany Ddot back to his planet, as "An Ambassador for Peace, and Friendship, on behalf of Mankind", with the approval of the United Nations ( The US,and Britain, abstained from voting. )
I know that this reporter speaks for many Americans, when I say...
Good-bye luck Cindy! America, and the World, will be the better for your absence effort. ;-D
****UPDATE -- Midnite****
After thinking on it for a day, and checking the Website of the Weekly World News to see if I missed anything....
I decided to let them know that they have been beaten to a story by a lowly, insignificant, Blogger.
One that sometimes doesn't even wear his PJ's. ;-D
MY E-MAIL:
Dear Weekly World News:
For many years I have always been able to count on the responsible reporters of your newspaper to cover the stories that no-one else will.
Not CNN, Not FOX, Not Comedy Central, Not even the Blogosphere's own at Little Green Footballs, and Pajamas Media.
This week you let me down.
I got a story that you seem to be unaware of.
You appear to be completely out of the loop, despite your immense resources, financial, and otherwise.
This is a sad, sad, day, for Responsible Journalism.
Read it, and weep!
Alien Murdered on Streets of Huntington Beach! ( Picture included! ) = http://www.sneakeasysjoint.com/sneakeasy/2007/01/alien_murdered_.html
What do you have to say for yourselves in the face of this humiliation?
Sincerely yours,
MR. KIRIL KUNDURAZIEFF
Santa Ana, CA. USA
I will report any further developements if any, um, develope. ;-D
****END UPDATE****
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